Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Pudding that was not pudding.

My friend Sam asked the question the other day, what's happening at your house? The answer? A whole lotta nothin' that adds up to life I suppose. For instance, dress up. Everyday there is some form of "Mom, pretend I'm a mermaid and you heard some singing, oh and you are a prince mom and want to marry a mermaid with a Sleeping Beauty crown and snow white shoes, and a green bow in her hair." Commence innocent glances from behind a lacy fan and singing....and MOM! You are supposed to hear my SINGING and WANT TO MARRY ME. Commence some sort of dialogue (to myself out loud) about the beauty and virtues of said dress up outfit and how I could never marry any other mermaid unless she had a green bow and Snow White shoes.

Here's Ellie and Afton roping Jemma into this charade.
But I must say, Jemma can work a happy meal crown and tu-tu on her head quite well. Uh-huh miss thang (Z snap).
Also, Afton Graduated from the best preschool in town, Aunt Tina's. She felt quite grown up calling her aunt "Catina" all year long like the other kids.

Now, one Saturday my husband came home with a 30.00 bike helmet, a bag of spray paint and a grand vision. I was privately exasperated thinking this idea might resemble the feasibility of the "making real snow fall from the gym ceiling at a ward Christmas party" idea of 2001. Big Thinker my man is. (That's why I love him.) But, when he came home with this bag of goodies I thought, NEVER gonna happen. I was so WRONG! He whipped this baby out in two days! A custom painted SPIDERMAN helmet! Evan was ready to die a very happy boy.

On to the next little thing that is actually a big thing. 50 some years ago, my dad saw my mom skip across the playground with a blond ponytail and snug 501's. (true story) He elbowed his buddy and said, "I'm going to marry that girl." And 2 days after my mom's high school graduation at age 17, she did marry him. Exactly 40 years later they attended the blessing of their 10th grand child Jemma Sage Larkin. Happy 40th anniversary to two people who live only to make each other happy.

Here's to looking forward to many years with my sweetheart. Wait a second, am I toasting or blogging here? It's late. I'm really not sure.
I love this photo of Jemma sitting on my lap in the chapel. The light coming through the windows is as bright and pure as her little spirit. Too bad she is sneering as if she needs a nappy change.
Who needs actual property, yards and pools? I have a cement step, a crispy plant and a dented rubber maid tub with a dead spider in it for my posterity to enjoy.
This photo of Jemma is so Lady Ga Ga.
Kissing the daylights out of Jemma is my favorite little snack.
Speaking of little snacks. This was NOT a little snack. I watched this DARN Oprah about not wasting stuff. Then one day later Afton poured herself some cereal which I will never let her do again. She used half a box in a mixing bowl and used the last 1/3 gallon of milk. Of course it was soggy in the first five minutes and she wouldn't eat the rest. I could not bring myself to throw it out! I ate that stuff all day. This is the bottom of the bowl when I finally cried uncle. It was more like pudding near the end. I may never eat LIFE cereal again. Anyway...that's what's going on.


i said...

Oh my epic blog entry!!! I especially loved your ode to the front step. I do love your front step! Oh, and the wig. :) and the helmet.......Soooo much fun to mention it all....seeing how I'm turning into a pumpkin.

andrea said...

I loved reading this, you made me smile. It encourages me to update my blog today (or maybe tomorrow).

Craig said...

I like the story about your parents. It's also a great picture of them.

Kacey Nielsen said...

Yeah Life cereal older than about 30 seconds is inedibly soggy... some impressive waste saving effort there!

And nice work on the helmet! The perfect toy, tons of fun with the added benefit of secure head protection!

Michelle said...

Love the helmet... that is SO something my hubby would do!
And, congratulations on the house!! I am so happy for you guys.

By the way, I read your comment on Hans' post about Monica's birth... I so concur with you. I love Dr. Sears, too - but are they nuts? Labor merely UNCOMFORTABLE!?!?!? Whatever!

Sam said...

Sounds like you have a lot of excitement going on, even though you said nothin' was going on. I have to watch Britta when she's making her own food too. She used about 1/2 a jar of jelley to make her own PBJ sandwich one day. I agree with everybody else about the helmet. Very cool!

Murray Clan said...

Okay, love that your girls are so girly and dress up, and that your boy is ALL boy in the way awesome one-of-akind helmet!

Stacie said...

Your "Lady GaGa" picture made me laugh out loud!

Congrats to your parents, Angie!

Catina said...

I love all of these pictures so much. Jemma is so cute I want to eat her. Cute, cute, cute!