Friday, June 20, 2008

Your Mom.

Nic and I are big on your mama jokes. They have become the response for just about everything.
Nic: Hey babe? Can you wash some shirts for me?
Me: Your mom.

Me: Sweetie, can you fix that broken light switch before the weekend is over?
Nic: Your mom fixes light switches.

Me: Can you move your smelly feet away from my face?
Nic: Your mom has smelly feet.

Etc...Etc...

A couple of weeks ago Nic asked me to do something to which I replied "your mom" forgetting his mom was in the next room until I heard her say..."HEY!"

So Afton must have picked up on this playful banter as this morning she asked me to do something to which I relplied, "your mom". She looked at me and totally one upped me in Sunbeam style by saying "YOUR mom drinks coffee!"

If you aren't Mormon...sorry, this won't be funny to you. But suffice it to say, that mama joke is about as dastardly as a four year old Mormon girl can get.

8 comments:

The San Diego Mills said...

I agree that the "your mom" thing is funny. My older sister often likes to say that. She actually likes to say it about my mother-in-law, because her name is Mardel which is totally a Mormom name. Even though, her parents weren't ever Mormon. Anyway, enough of that chatter! In response to your question SAHM, means stay at home mom. All the cool moms are saying it, so I suggest you use it from this day forward. Only kidding, of course! Also, I'm always a bigger fan of the hip-hop dancing than any other genre, but that dance was very good and sweet that it was for his daughter.

Cyndi said...

I totally got my blogs mixed up. I thought Julies blog looked a little different and I have been so bad at keeping my blog updated with friends. I tried to do a bunch of stuff with a slide show and it wasn't working. This has been a three week long process. The same three weeks that I have been running around like a chicken with it head cut off. Thanks for telling me. I feel bad enough about continually forgetting to add Julie and Aubrey's blogs to my list! I am such a slacker. Do me a favor and tell the other Morris Fam sorry about the mix up. It was a cute story though and in my defense it was about 12:30 last night when I was trying to update stuff. I fixed it. I thought Julie only had two kids! HEHE oh well.

It's a Boy!!! said...

Ha ha ha...Damon and I use "your mom" comments all the time. He will be thrilled at the idea that Weston might join in on the fun sometime soon...

i said...

I spied the site meter...congrats. Now Justin can say to Afton, "yo mama has a site meter...and knows my mama's been stalkin' yo mama's blog." Glad Cindy got it all figured out!

Stacie said...

I just love it that 'yo mama' jokes are otherwise interpreted as 'heck no, do it your dang self' in the Larkin household! HAHA! That's great. Tell Cindy no problem, we Morris people tend to leak into everyone's lives and confuse the snot out of them!

Audrey Taylor said...

It's so healthy to have a sense of humor. Teasing and having fun!

Mackay Family said...
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Mackay Family said...

Your Mom wants to get rid of raisin!